@echo off
title Alice AI By: BatchCrafter
echo.
echo.
echo \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
echo        Alice AI
echo            By: BatchCrafter
echo ////////////////////////////////////
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Oh, Hello!
echo.
echo.
pause
goto GETNAME

:getname
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Do you have a name?
echo.
echo.
set "name="
SET /P NAME=
if not defined NAME goto GETNAME
cls
echo.
echo.
ECHO Hello %NAME%.
echo.
echo.
echo My name is Alice.
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
echo.
echo.
echo How old are you?
echo.
set "age="
SET /P AGE=
if %AGE%==42 goto WOW
echo.
cls
echo.
echo.
echo You know, I used to be %AGE% once, WHEN I WAS HUMAN!!!
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Did you know that I can open things on your computer?
echo.
echo Do you want me to? (Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto OPEN
if %cho%==y goto OPEN
if %cho%==n goto NO
if %cho%==N goto NO


:OPEN
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Oh, goody!
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
start "Files" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Windows Media Player\wmplayer"
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Did the Media Player open?(Y/N) 
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto P
if %cho%==y goto P
if %cho%==n goto NO
if %cho%==N goto NO


:NO
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Well, thats too bad
echo it was really cool
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
goto P


:p
echo.
echo.
echo Well, do you want to leave now?
echo I dont blame you if you do. (Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto EXIT
if %cho%==y goto EXIT
if %cho%==n goto YE
if %cho%==N goto YE
echo.
echo.
pause
cls


:EXIT
cls
echo You are now leaving 
pause


:YE
cls
echo.
echo.
echo ERROR ERROR
ECHO ERROR ERROR ROARALSKD
ECHO ALJLKJFIEJLASJDLKFJIELAJOIEWOIWQRSDCV9009157457498659843598437510851903859038
ECHO.
ECHO.
ping loacalhost -n 2500 >nul
CLS


:WOW
cls
echo.
echo.
echo Hello Chosen One, I am sorry for treating you so badly.
echo Please have mercy on my poor soul (well, terminal anyway).
echo.
echo.
pause
cls