How to Keep Your Dog From Chewing Your Remote Control

tired of your family pet stealing your only source of R&R to find it crumpled to bits in your backyard or under your blankets in your bed?
tired of losing that darn remote control in the sofa?
tired of arguing with your spouse about who left it where?
i have found a solution!!!!!!

i bought the RC for $12.89 by using a 20% off coupon at bed, bath, beyond.

traced around the remote control on a piece of tile, concrete or slate. and cut it to fit.
stick small pieces of Velcro on the bottom

cut the slate to shape and Velcro the RC to the slate
(you gotta use Velcro so you can change batteries later)

sleight weighs about 40lbs/sq ft./1 inch deep)
if your dog steals this or you lose it......you have problems.
good uses:
never have to look through the sofa again for that lost remote control
never argue again with your spouse about who left it where
no more dog beatings
paper weight
doorstop
small pool table
blunt weapon for cat burglars
squish fairies
etc.