The Slugger

So you got caught, AGAIN?! And, they took your sock mace? Well you might as well just make something better. The Slugger, for those tough jobs! ( Like the warden. ) But wait there's more! With some pencils you can maximize your effectiveness!

A pipe, duct tape, pencils, and a block of wood.

Now generously tape your wood to the pipe.

Now raid the art room, and tape those suckers onto the wood.

I, Duck Norris, am not responsible for what you do with this, it is intended as a prop, and only a prop.