Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!

by mtairymd in Outside > Snow

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Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!

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Ok, my back hurts from shoveling out 3 feet of Winter Storm Jonas, aka Blizzard of 2016. My voodoo master told me that this will stop future blizzards. Heck, why not give it a try?

Tools/Materials:

Tools:

  • Your hands
  • Sick Mind

Materials:

  • Snow
  • Beans
  • Carrot
  • Knives, ice pick, screw driver, etc.
  • Red Food Coloring

Build and Sacrifice

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This guy is about 2 feet long. He started off pretty nice looking with beans for the mouth/eyes and a fresh carrot nose. However, nice guys won't prevent future blizzards! I promise, it wasn't a painful death. The pencil to the temple did him in pretty fast.

RIP

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Hasn't snowed in the last 3 days - must be working!