Secret Bible Compartment.

Have you ever been stuck for a secret stash-hole for your unmentionables? Be they medication, cutlery, a second mobile phone or the paper stuff, you need a secret place to keep some things for when your mum comes to stay.

Look no further than that Gideons Bible you half-inched from your last stay in a Travelodge!

Here is how to make the perfect religious hidey-hole for your dastardly implements.

You will need:

A bible!

Some stuff you don't want your mum to find!

A Stanley knife!

A felt tip pen!

Open your Bible at a memorable page.

I am choosing the one about the Plague of Frogs- cracks me up every time.

Put your secret junk on the page, to make sure it'll fit inside the book.

Draw round your sordid items of sin with a felt-tip.

Score along the lines with your Stanley knife.

Keep scoring down into the following pages, until your compartment is deep enough to house your fiendish wares comfortably.

Put all your crazy stuff in the Bible-hole. Check you have cut it deep enough by closing the book, and checking it shuts properly!

I would suggest you keep your trusty bible by your bedside, obviously inconspicuous and easy to reach!