PU B-Gone

Introduction

Just as the name suggests this is a way to help freshen the air after you have relieved yourself in the bathroom. That's right, as Taro Gomi tells us, "Everyone Poops". What Taro fails to mention is it smells, too! Depending on what one eats it smells differently from person to person. This instructable is how to reduce the after effects of the pooping, the aroma, the smell, you know, the PU!

National air freshener sprays leave behind a fragrant scent that fills the whole room and they do not fit into your pocket or travel bag well. Where as the PU B-Gone is compact and is sprayed only on the toilet water surface before you start so it is proactive in reducing and covering the PU. The oil encapsulates the solids locking the smell in. The remaining odors quickly dissipates with the mild fragrance.

I understand the marketing mind to sell products that appeal to women. Here is a different method to any DIY or manufactured poo-pourri. But first a frenetic cadence.

As I sit and think,
About what I do.
There comes a stink,
and I say PU.

What did I eat,
to create this stench.
Oh it was the meat,
to my middle I clench.

I need not to worry
about the sour brawn.
others will not scurry,
I have PU B-Gone.

Benefits:
1) Easy to make.
2) Easy to carry in your jacket, shirt or pants pocket.
3) Can be used discretely in public or private bathrooms.
4) Ladies can use a special cologne or perfume of their choosing.

When you walk into the loo with a flowery scent, you are displaced before you regain your sense.

Next Materials

1) Small plastic spray bottle.
2) Cologne or Body spray.

Skill Level:
Easy

Next Make PU B-Gone

1) Remove top from Spray bottle, from this point I will refer to the spray bottle as PU B-Gone bottle.
2) Spray your favorite Cologne or Body spray into the opening of the PU B-Gone bottle.
3) Replace top on the PU B-Gone bottle.

Finished

Next Use PU B-Gone

1) Give a couple of spritz of the PU B-Gone on the water of the toilet bowl.
2) Do your business and leave with the satisfaction that you left the place better than you would have.

Next Observations and Summary

Observations

Great product to have, especially after a bean rich meal, when you have a rumbly tummy, you don’t want to embarrass yourself while visiting a special someone or their parents, at the office or in a nice restaurant.

Even though I am using a masculine cologne, ladies may fill a bottle with a special cologne. As an aside, if your mate grabs you and says, "Man do you have any cologne?", you can whip out you PU B-Gone and give him a shot.

Benefits:
1) Easy to make.
2) Easy to carry in your jacket, shirt or pants pocket.
3) Can be used discretely in public or private bathrooms.
4) Ladies can use a special cologne or perfume of their choosing.

Summary

I am satisfied with the results.

- Hear advice, and receive instruction, so that you may be wise in your latter end.