Make a Packer for Ken Doll

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Make a Packer for Ken Doll

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"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body...."

"But then I was BORN!"

Help Ken out by making HIM a Packer!

Supplies

Cheese - Jack might work but, you may prefer a firmer, harder, or creamier cheese.

Optional Necessities:

Super Glue

Ken's Doctor's Recommendation Letter

Proof of years of Mental Health Therapy

Plastic Surgeon's Consultation notes

A black sharpie for top surgery scars and Prince Mustache

Make Ken a Packer - the Backstory

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Back Story: Ken must be pretty good with the Ladies, right!? He's got Barbie, so what else could he need? It seems like perfect life. But underneath the exterior glory and fame theres something that Ken is missing and its not just your love and affection...

KEN 1 letter away from KEEN just like Huddle is one letter a away from Cuddle.... a Varsity Letter? So, Ken is back in the game he's got to take one for the team and put up with coach slapping the Tight End and the Wide Receiver before he can take one into the Endzone in a real Touchdown that only Barbie should know about. But Ken needs a Packer.

Not to be confused with the Green Bay Packers or the California's Sacramento Kings basketballs

but probably the kind the Hillcrest Queens take to the fruit loop on a good day for a picnic

What is a packer? Well to keep this a family friendly tutorial I am not even going to go there. But the object of this tutorial is to help Ken out. A tweet from @RedChoctaw on Sep 4, 2018 might give you some examples of what look we are trying to give Ken for his next Photo shoot.

Select Your Cheese!

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Ken has got to get ready for DUDE RANCH because um he likes Blink 182!

So help Ken by looking at the Deep Learning Representation of what your Computer may think Cheese looks like.


I selected Monterey Pepper Jack cheese since the shredded cheese just won't cut it for Ken's needs. Ken needs something more than a julienne'd salami.

Now If It Isn't Quite Obvious Ken Is Missing Something Here!

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Ken is missing his heads. Help Ken by making him a "head" out of cheese so I can win a notable mention in the cheese category.

PS, I was thinking of making a tape it to your gun cheese scope for UNREAL engine but I am still a NOOB.

Ken Has a New Head! WOW!!

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WOW!

NOW KEN HAS A HEAD!

He reminds me of David Bowie and Billy Idol Now!

Please note: This photograph was taken off the web of someone else's attempt of helping Ken out and I did not make or take this photograph.

Say Cheese Ken! Time for Your Photo Shoot!

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Say Cheese Ken!

It's Time for your photo shoot!

OFF TO DUDE RANCH!

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