How to Make a Deadly Laser

HOLA! This is how to make a deadly laser out of a flashlight.

MATERIALS:

1: Flashlight.
2: Mercury (cougar optional)
3: Crystals of your choice.
4: Screw driver (optional)
5: Ham sandwich (optional)
6: Ouija board. (safety first!)

There is two ways to complete this project. You can either use mercury or crystals. Your choice. I suggest flipping a coin or yelling out random words until you say "mercury" or "crystal!!" If you choose crystals, continue to step 2. If you choose mercury, go to step 4, but nobody loves you.

First you need to get a flashlight and some crystals.

Now you must remove the battery cover and take out the batteries. Place the crystals in the battery slot. It might be a tight fit, but if you put heat on cream cheese it will lube the crystals, allowing it to fit. Why cream cheese? because it tastes good, and is a good conductor. (maybe)
now go to step 7 to see it in action or continue to put learn in your skull.

oh so you don't have crystals eh? well you can use mercury! The only problem is it's half as strong, and it is not cool. we added a cougar to make it more strong, pretty satisfying results, but it ate our ham sandwich.

remove the cover.

put mercury in front of it.

Hooray! check out the finished project! check out the photos in action!!!