How to Make a Cow Pie

Also known as cow dung, or feces, Cow Pies are the multi functional waste products produced by cows. Some of their many uses include:

• Flying saucer
• Cooking fuel (for cookies!)
• Manure
• Disgusting your friends and family

In my entry to the pie contest, I'm going to teach you how to bake your very own Cow Pies!

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You need:

• One cow (I do not recommend bulls)
• Grass
• Water

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Insert the grass and water into cow.

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Wait a day or two, while the cow bakes the grass and water in it's oven. Some cows like to be sung to. While they do like Old McDonald Had a Farm, I think that they much prefer Vanilla Ice songs.

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Once the cow take the pie out of the oven, it will probably be hot and wet. Allow it to cool off and harden before using it. Voila' you've got your very own cow pie! Because cows don't like to be thrown away, you've got to either start a pie factory, or sell her.

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