How to Split Zero
How to split zero. This may seem difficult, but as you read you read, you will discover and understand the profound logic going into this process.
Supplies
Paper
Pen
Slight understanding of simple algebra
Zero
Zero is defined as the absence of anything, the presence of nothing. Nothing can be taken away from nothing and consequently we must add something to zero to split it.
Adding
For this round we will use 'k' as our addend.
Dividing
We will divide by two.
Final Result
Divide by two and you have now successfully split zero, a feat that has boggled many a trained mind.