How to Play 'The Game'

What you will need:
Some friends

Aim of 'The Game':
Not to lose it.

Rules:
You lose the game by remembering the words 'The Game'
Whenever you lose the game you must proclaim (loudly) that you just lost 'The Game', in which you will hear a few moans and possibly an 'IDIOT!'.

Tell everybody how to play 'The Game'
Go away and tell everyone you know about it.

Sometimes, you want to lose 'The Game' in style, which you can achieve in some simple steps;
You could...
Teach your dog to talk but only say 'I've lost the game!'
Write it on the noticeboard in school/work.
Write it on the bottome of your favourite mug.
Set it as your computer wallpaper.
Change your username on everything to ' iLostTheGame'.
Have a party.
Get a tattoo saying 'I Lost The Game'
etc.

You may kill yourself after losing 'The Game' so many times.

Hope you lose the game well!
Flannel UK