How to Defence Yourself Whilst Staying Perfectly Christian

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So, there's that guy walking around slaping people on the left an on the right. And, let's imagine, today he kicks you in the face, but, suddenly, you're christian, an all those karate lessons you've visited, now seam to be a complete waste of time. What to do?

Yes, ofcourse! The other cheek.

He punches you into the other cheek.

He deffinetly looks confused, but you clearly can see that he kind of not getting the whole concept.

Now politely explain to this person that you have two more cheeks, but Jesus won't appreciate you're turning them, and grab the fork. Who needs those karate lessons anyway.