How to Catch a Big Girl in a Club Parking Lot

1st thing is very important. don't drive a jacked up 4x4. a big girl can't make it up that high

now how you know you got a big girl in a dark parking lot can be tricky. I recommend a 12 inch glow stick. hold it up to her jeans and if the back pockets are wider than the 12 inch glow stick SHE'S A KEEPER!

hold the goodies up high make sure she is down wind so the smell of sugar catches hers big nose. then toss them in the door that will open. when she jumps in slam the door closed. the other door has been stuck for years and you hide the broken door handle in your back pocket. it's that easy. drop her off before the buzz wears off and you have to feed her

I hear Miss June is trolling the clubs catching a girl like that will make you celebrity soar like a race snail.or is it snore and snail trail. heck I was out last night so I'm still foggy