How to Write a Report in Less Than 3 Hours

If you are reading this it's most likely that you were working up the motivation to do a report that's due the next morning by burning time on your phone, saw this and thought it was a sign from God!
So listen her we are going to write a report NOW!! and we aren't just going to write a crappy C+ report, no no no. We are going to make the single most perfect report in all history of reports and this is what we're going to need...

10 clean sheets of paper
2 pencils
1 large block eraser (not colored)
1 pencil sharpener
A reliable source of information on the subject
37 1/2 red bulls ( can be replaced with other energy drinks)
1 really cool work-out playlist or training song
Motivation (already supplied)
1 cleared schedule (it's going to be a long night)

Sit down and take a deep breath. We will get this done.

Start the paper with "Alright buckle up kids! You're about to learn a thing or two that didn't even know until a few hours ago myself! So sit down, shut up, and be prepared to witness and enjoy my complete extended red bull-induced, self disciplined-fueled (number of pages) essay on (subject) extravaganza!!!"

Continue the report from there with a main idea and at least 2 supporting details per paragraph and 4 paragraphs per page. Make sure hat all you Facts and sources are true and reliable.

Ok now that your report is complete erase the entire 1st paragraph. BE SURE TO ERASE IT... Unless you have a really cool teacher who would laugh at the beginning and maybe give you extra credit and then that would also save you he trouble of havering to replace it with a kinder, more clever intro