How to Shave

This is how to shave (your face). There won't be other parts to this series.

This is the thing that will shave your face. It is impossible to shave your face without one. Try shaving with your bare hands. It doesn't work.

If you lost yours, then skip this step. I shouldn't have had to tell you that. It's common sense.

This is also important. If the razor isn't on, or you skipped the last step, you're gonna look like an idiot. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Push the button

Seriously, shave already. You're starting to look homeless. And when's the last time you took a shower? You're a mess.