Faux Ear Gauges

Fake ear gauges.

You will need:
stud earrings,
glue or adhesive,
and clay.

Roll your clay into one ball for each earring you want to make,and flatten.

Bake your clay. While waiting, you should probably watch Doctor Who (this is the most effective method).

Now just glue your studs on the clay discs and let dry.

After your earrings are done, it is suggested that you wear them. You will blend right in and no one will know that you are secretly a shrimp.