Cow Dung

As a child this was my favorite recipe my dad made for us. It took only 4 minutes and as a chilld we were disgusted by the looks of it, but we really, really liked it. And when there were little friends at our house, we wanted them to eat it too. Great times. My son isn't big enough to eat it yet, but one day... he will eat cow dung.

you will need:

an ordinary plate

an ordinary egg

3 teaspoons of cacao powder

an ordinary fork

an ordinary bowl

some ordinary sugar

you can replace this all with fancy stuff... however... a fancy egg is hard to find

Mix the egg with the 3teaspoons of cacao powder and stir very well. If you like it sweet, add some sugar here.

We often made it double the size, so you had more volume and the cow dung looks more...real

pour the brown cacao-egg-mix on a plate and add a small tower of sugar in the middle. It'll keep that part fluid, so the dung isn't hard yet.

Put it in the microwave for about 2 minutes (depending on the amount of Watt)

Done

Just eat it.