(Character) How to Be the Boom Mic Guy

Everyone knows about the Boom mic guy, But have you ever really seen him?

Do you even know what hes about?

We all know They wear Nothing relevant to What job they plan to accomplish.

So what are some of these things?

Probably the Most important in the Boom Mic Guy's arsenal.
No matter what is happening Khaki shorts prove that you are the best suited for the Job as well as Prove you are King of Khaki.

When the Khaki Shorts were Shown to the King of Microphones,he let forth a bellow "Let all handlers of Microphones Wear Khaki!!!"

Thus Khaki shorts Most Important.

Even if it doesn't match it's still the most threatening thing to wear.
It Brings Fear into the hearts of his enemies,and they will forever know He is Boom Mic Guy, and he knows no Limits.
Now the proper Colors for these shirts are green, Brown, tan, or White,  any other color is Blasphemes to the Clan of Boom.
All heretics of the Clan will be Punished.

Short or Long Sleeves are Acceptable.

These are just simple additions but the footwear of the Boom Mic Guy shouldn't match in anyway, Absolutely white or Brown Shoes are the usual but any sort of Footwear will do.

One of the Best things a Boom mic Guy can wear would be Sunglasses, really dark sunglasses and it doesn't matter what time of the day it is, they must be worn. 

The weapon of our grand Hero

This microphone was Forged in the Fires of Ormagoden , The Eternal fire beast himself.
This Masterful device will help him on his Journey of Discovering the sounds of the Universe and all the knowledge A man could want.
When the day comes You will find a Boom Mic Guy for yourself,AND THEN YOU CAN CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!!