Batch File Prank #2 (!!SEIZURE WARNING!!)

hai dere

This is my fourth instructable so far.

This one is relatively easy, although this one was made just for fun.

All you need:

-Windows

-Notepad

-A keyboard

-A mouse

-A brain

So let's get started!

1. Open Notepad.
2. Copy + paste this in:

@echo off
cls
mode 1000
echo Virus found!
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
echo ...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
color 47
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
color 07
cls
echo Antivirus has found the key! The key is: %random%%random%%random%
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
color 4c
cls
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo lol no key 4 u
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
exit

3. Save as [ANYTHINGYOUWANT].bat (!!BE SURE TO SAVE AS "ALL FILES"!!)

Done!

Keep in mind, it CAN cause seizures.

First it opens a big window saying "Virus Found!"

Then it waits a few seconds, then says ". . .", then the screen turns red with white text with a TON of numbers.

Then it says "Antivirus has found the key! The key is:" then has a few random numbers.

Before you can finish reading it, it floods with numbers again, then the screen turns red with dark red text and the words "lol no key 4 u" flash on screen.

Then it exits and does no harm whatsoever.