A Better Paper Plane - for All Mankind!!!

I Set Out to find a Better paper plane! I went all across the globe, and then I finally found the one that changed everything! Follow the picture step and instructions, and use the design wisely!

Get out a normal Sheet of office paper...

Fold so that all of the Left side edge is touching the Bottom of the paper...

Thou shall fold thy pointed edge to thy corner of said previous fold...

Fold in Half My Brethren... 

Unfold My Precious...

Nose to the middle of that fold Precious just did...

May the fold (in half) be with you...

Scotty, fold both wings about a quarter of the way down, then beam me up...

Folda la vista, baby...

It's alive! It's alive! Now Throw that thing to the sky and watch it fly!!!